This is Jew beard, he became the fictional narrator for our trip. We were lucky to meet this amazing hilarious man at a museum in the center of the old city, where we saw him in HD video and this amazing actor told us about the old Jerusalem, he even took us back in time in an 1980's digital depiction of what old Jerusalem looked like hundreds of years ago. It was full with baths, naked dudes, goat sacrificing, a hooded woman who fell in love with him between deep glances, traditional garb and he even contemplated the depth of history through a cup, epic. This inspired me to look inside the person and thoughts that are Jew Beard, and here are his Haiku's:
Lulov and Entrog
Jew beard bears from past to now
Rocking old time garb
Jew beard buys a goat
Bathes in the hot holy baths
He Temples old style
The cup Jew Beard loves
Where did that old shit come from
He will never know
Jew beard loves hood girl
Their passion run like deep streams
Hard glances tell all
Jew beard the good Jew
He narrates with honesty
Let your brain be blown
Jew beard with strong jaw
He could have been a model
Lacks self confidence
Now Jew Beard
He is a true manly man
See the woman swoon.
