Thursday, November 1, 2012

Jew Beards Kesher Haiku Blog 3- Tributes

Here are the remaining few Haiku's and most important the tributes I wrote in Israel about various members of our crew, I thought I posted them a month ago but my mistake so here they are now. There were alot of us and so I didn't get to everyone, but if you would like one I will do one for you!



Shelley:
- Guide Shellie Viasberg
- Coined the phrase "its hot as balls"
- Ain't that a truth bomb

Dafna:
- She was a sniper
- American jews she now leads
- Loving each second

Jesse
- Lyrical Hebrew
- Sang true sounds like sweet mouth gold
- Dropped oh so smooth

Liz Herman
- The story of Liz
- She had a fight with her foot
- She kicked its ass

Jason Herman
- Beautiful Jew girls
- Jason said while we walked
- Nodding I agreed

Shai:
- He's just a shy guy
- He really isn't that shy
- That's just his birth name

Yana:
- He may be shorter
- However he is not small
- His jokes are quite big

Mayan:
- Mayan is a punk
- She bites, pushes, swears and fights
- Dory is her friend

Conor:
- Pawn merchant he said
- Girl you do not understand
- This job that Jews do

Mike Lowther:
- Call him go pro man
- Leaves it rolling as he rolls
- Filming Jews on slides

Samantha K:
- Sam rocks that sweet tat
- Evolution on her foot
- Hausa on her back

Ben:
- Security Ben
- He is always on duty
- Napping in-between


Adam:
- News man found himself
- Raping like that Will Smith guy
- Yet he's a big Jew

Misc:

- Trees, Trees, Trees, Trees, Trees
- Israel equals this land
- Of milk and honey

- Masada Castle
- Where going to take that Bitch
- Build a fucken ramp

- Tent sleep it was
- 4 oclock wake up ten dollars
- speechless views, priceless

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